Active builds, shipped tools, and experiments in progress across the Lemonteed universe. Read what moved, then open the thing when it is ready.
Interactive experiments, tools, and platforms currently operating across the Lemonteed ecosystem.
An interactive two-axis quadrant matrix mapping artifacts across Irony vs Functionality. Featuring real-time card positioning, dynamic hover tooltips, and ranked specimen sheets starting with the Great House Shoe Matrix.
Thematic curation engine grouping visual artifacts into focused shelves with dedicated inspection dialog modals, deep-linked artifact pages, and automated CollectionPage JSON-LD schema.
Turn-based tactical hardware battler pitting vintage computing relics against modern obsolescence. Custom loadout builder, weaponized CRT monitors, floppy drives, and retro sound aesthetics.
Zero-server client-side utility suite executing entirely within your browser. Drag-and-drop WebP/PNG converter, client-side image compression with live visual quality comparison, and clean list deduping mechanics.
Local static-site compiler and workbench engine powering Lemonteed. Atomic JSON writing, verified preflight test suites, clean slug resolution, and automated specimen rendering with zero external cloud dependencies.
Engineering write-ups, architecture breakdowns, server watchdog postmortems, and the 32-record website design skill benchmark live in the Operator's Log.
Current state of all experiments, shipped tools, and bench projects.
“The lab bench is sorted and the builds are fresh. Want to see something random or grab a browser utility?”